I used to update this loads, mainly to keep in touch with people I now hate, soooooo... It's getting towards to end of the year, so I thought I'd rejoin the self-indulgent blogging community by reassessing the objectives I set out for myself, on here, almost a year ago, and see how I am getting on. Maybe I can see if I can marry Lil Wayne before the year is out? N.b. I wrote this before Justin Bieber came out as a giant homophobe and pro-life douche, so my offer of marriage to him has obviously since been retracted. I'm aware that Lil Wayne is a massive sexist - and wrongly convicted felon - forgive me, sisters, for I have sinned, I still love him.
1. Continue to be a 'non-smoker'.PASS...
2. Actually see how studying works out for me and try and get a 2:1.PASS!!!
3. Start reading.PASS
4. Move away from Wycombe permanently.PASS
5. Find a reasonable boyfriend. I'm totally lying: be single for the rest of my life.PASS
6. Take myself a little more seriously.PASS
7. Become a master cake maker.PASS
8. Meet Lil Wayne.FAIL :(
9. Actually write my book consistently.FAIL
10. Get a job.PASS
11. Quit Tesco :(PASS
12. Stop drunk texting/ tweeting/ Facebooking.PASS
13. Stop thinking I am funny.FAIL
14. Stop thinking it's acceptable to wink at people - I just look like I've got something in my eye.PASS
15. Give up on diets completely.PASS
16. Bomb Stamford Bridge.FAIL
17. Win the lottery so I can action my World Theme Park Tour.FAIL
18. Have 52 burrito weeks.SORT OF
19. Stop dancing in public.FAIL
20. Join a band.PASS
21. Audition for X-Factor... and win.FAIL
22. Date all of One Direction.FAIL
23. Marry Justin Bieber.FAIL
24. Continue hating Gareth Bale. PASS
25. Make friends with my arch-nemesis.FAIL
26. Marry Michael Cera. FAIL
27. Become a little less insufferable.FAIL
28. Learn to text.PASS
29. Appreciate my grandma every single day.PASS
30. Hate Sandi Toksvig a bit more.PASS
31. Start wearing considerably less make-up.PASS (sort of)
32. Avoid karaoke nights.FAIL
33. Pass my driving test. PASS
34. Stop prank calling people.FAIL
35. Grow-up PASS (ish)